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I don't have a toothbrush and other stories

Click on "Patricia's stories" to read her fascinating stories, or on "Nino's stories" to read mine. The chapters are numbered in sequence.

Have fun reading!

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THEIR HUSBANDS ARE CHICKEN

"NINO!" Patricia's eyes were sparkling, her face glowing and screaming happiness, and she smiled from ear to ear, it looked like she was...

PARIS, JE T'AIME

I love to walk in Paris in the early morning, I had to search a little to find a café which opened already, it was just a little before 8...

Chapter XX - EDUCATING DAVID

You don't need much if you live on the beach, it's sunny every day, the sunshine makes you happy and makes life way less complicated, you...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

I loved it when she forgot our anniversary because then I remembered it, and it got an extra dimension, so I was kind of hoping for it. I...

Chapter XIX - NEVER PRAISE HITLER

I started my new job at the Black Orchid in Indian Harbor Beach, it was family-owned by the Pettica Family, nice people. Let me introduce...

Chapter XVIII - SADDAM, READ MY LIPS!

And then I got this phone call: "Can I speak with the owner?" That will be me, what can I do for you". "Now Sir, we have a great...

Chapter XVII - HOW TO LIKE FLORIDA

"Patricia!!! Come outside, what in the fuck is going on, is there an earthquake or so?" I was watering the lawn and I heard a deep...

Chapter XVI - A NEW BEGINNING

"Heeeeyyyyy Ninooooooo" It was moving day and John came to help me to load up the Ryder truck we rented. My brother-in-law John was my...

Chapter XV - SOUTH OF THE BORDER

Patricia decided that we should move to a warmer climate and to a cheaper area, as Maryland, and especially Howard County, was quite...

NOW WE KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

After the Covid virus brought traveling to a stop, we are finally in Israel again! During that unwanted travel stop, I found myself one...

Chapter XI - KENNY, MY BUDDY

I don’t know how Tim became the chef of Russels Restaurant in Catonsville, as he had no culinary skills, but there must have been...

Chapter X - I AM A LEGAL ALIEN

"Which perfume does your wife wear? "Youth Dew from Estee Lauder” “What is her favorite food?” “I think leg of lamb” “You think or you...

Chapter IX - I'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY

Patricia was driving the Dodge, kids in the back, sandwiches in a cool box, and me sitting next to her in the front, loving her with...

Chapter VIII - POINTY SHOES

I ENVIED THEM FOR THE LIFE THEY BUILT UP IN THE FIVE MONTHS WITHOUT ME, BUT I ALSO FELT BLESSED THAT I WAS GOING TO BE PART OF THEIR...

Chapter VII - IS IT YOU, STACY KEACH?

I was thinking back on just days before, saying goodbye to my sister who lived in Spain, and to my mother, my grandmother, and good...

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