
I don't have a toothbrush and other stories
Click on "Patricia's stories" to read her fascinating stories, or on "Nino's stories" to read mine. The chapters are numbered in sequence.
Have fun reading!

THEIR HUSBANDS ARE CHICKEN
"NINO!" Patricia's eyes were sparkling, her face glowing and screaming happiness, and she smiled from ear to ear, it looked like she was...

PARIS, JE T'AIME
I love to walk in Paris in the early morning, I had to search a little to find a café which opened already, it was just a little before 8...

Chapter XX - EDUCATING DAVID
You don't need much if you live on the beach, it's sunny every day, the sunshine makes you happy and makes life way less complicated, you...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
I loved it when she forgot our anniversary because then I remembered it, and it got an extra dimension, so I was kind of hoping for it. I...

Chapter XIX - NEVER PRAISE HITLER
I started my new job at the Black Orchid in Indian Harbor Beach, it was family-owned by the Pettica Family, nice people. Let me introduce...

Chapter XVIII - SADDAM, READ MY LIPS!
And then I got this phone call: "Can I speak with the owner?" That will be me, what can I do for you". "Now Sir, we have a great...

Chapter XVII - HOW TO LIKE FLORIDA
"Patricia!!! Come outside, what in the fuck is going on, is there an earthquake or so?" I was watering the lawn and I heard a deep...

Chapter XVI - A NEW BEGINNING
"Heeeeyyyyy Ninooooooo" It was moving day and John came to help me to load up the Ryder truck we rented. My brother-in-law John was my...

Chapter XV - SOUTH OF THE BORDER
Patricia decided that we should move to a warmer climate and to a cheaper area, as Maryland, and especially Howard County, was quite...

NOW WE KNOW HOW IT FEELS!
After the Covid virus brought traveling to a stop, we are finally in Israel again! During that unwanted travel stop, I found myself one...

Chapter XIV – ONE ROUND-TRIP TO MARYLAND PLEASE
Idaho has potatoes, Iowa has beef, Virginia has history, Maine has lobsters, Utah has Mormons, Florida has early bird specials,...

Chapter XIII - IT WAS AN UNFORGETTABLE MORNING
Patriciaaaaah, Jane is here! I was just heading out to go to the Safeway to get some bread when Patricia’s sister Jane pulled up on our...

Chapter XII - JACK DANIELS, OH PLEASE, NOT AGAIN!
I just finished work that day, and as usual, after work, the kitchen colleagues and I went for a drink at the bar of the restaurant where...

Chapter XI - KENNY, MY BUDDY
I don’t know how Tim became the chef of Russels Restaurant in Catonsville, as he had no culinary skills, but there must have been...

Chapter X - I AM A LEGAL ALIEN
"Which perfume does your wife wear? "Youth Dew from Estee Lauder” “What is her favorite food?” “I think leg of lamb” “You think or you...

Chapter IX - I'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY
Patricia was driving the Dodge, kids in the back, sandwiches in a cool box, and me sitting next to her in the front, loving her with...

Chapter VIII - POINTY SHOES
I ENVIED THEM FOR THE LIFE THEY BUILT UP IN THE FIVE MONTHS WITHOUT ME, BUT I ALSO FELT BLESSED THAT I WAS GOING TO BE PART OF THEIR...

Chapter VII - IS IT YOU, STACY KEACH?
I was thinking back on just days before, saying goodbye to my sister who lived in Spain, and to my mother, my grandmother, and good...
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